Friday, January 29, 2010

Money can buy happiness / Poverty can buy tonnes of unhappiness

Jesus got it wrong, man. Money can buy happiness. Things have been looking up ever since I realized that, and started getting more of the green stuff. Appliances work better, and there is less friction and tension when you have more resources at hand to solve problems.

Far be it from me to give Jesus the finger, but can't help feeling He got it all wrong, man. No wonder he ended up .... Just saying, you know.